I Am Not Crazy (I Am A Synonym Expert)


You’re the type of person who believes that they are immune to danger. That is such a funny word: danger. Deyn-jer. According to the dictionary, the synonyms for danger are “hazards”, “peril”, or “jeopardy”. I would hardly say that jeopardy is a synonym for danger. I am danger. No, that’s not quite right. I am in fact dangerous. For in saying that I am danger, that is like giving an inanimate object an animate title. Sort of.

“Nothing bad could happen to me.”

But it can. And it will.